if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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(Source: wh0rizona, via cheshirecat-isback)
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but my thighs are disgusting” an epic part of a trilogy
“I wear short shorts cause I’m gay and well we do that”
Idk what a fourth movie is called forgive me.
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imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
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5 days ago - 
2
2 Reblog if you’ve ever yelled at a book.
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I will never trust pink again
II’ve yelled at books that I wrote.
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I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
The fact that I used to go there and seeing this now is just perfect.
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the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
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Me and my friend Rylee. On Wednesdays we wear pink. :)
I wish I had a friend to wear pink with on Wednesdays.. I don’t have many followers, but the ones I do have should go follow my lovely friend Sam. (:
1 week ago - 9
9team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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